ask me shit people !! :/
im in a cuddling mood
who wants to join me
what i accomplished this summer:
2 more weeks!!!
Anonymous asked: T/F: You're A Virgin.
True/False game. Make an assumption in my ask and...
paradisaic: when do the Olympic Twerking Finals come on?
i couldnt be in a gang man unless there was like a...
Anonymous asked: who's your tumblr crush?
Ask me anything!!
i’ll answer that shit because ima motherfucking thug!!
Me after every conversation: why the fuck did I say that
me on 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
me on 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
no one: I think I like you
the world’s going to end on 31 December 2099 because that’s the date the Windows calendar stops
tiaaa replied to your post: my mom made fried shrimp tho!! hating. i’d be happy to share lol
my mom made fried shrimp tho!!
Rappers before getting a major record-deal: I just wanna get my music out there for my fans, man. I work so hard, just like y'all man. I just wanna get my one shot...
Rappers after getting a major record-deal: Fuck ALL you broke-ass muthafuckas! Bitch my watch costs more than your house and my car costs more than your family tree! I get what you get in 10 years, in 2 days! I'm in a fuckin Lamborghini RIGHT NOW. You mothafuckas riding around in Hyundai's and shit! If you ain't spend at least 50,000 on the car, then you ain't doin' shit! .........Buy my new album :)
it seems like people on tumblr are the only people who know the damn difference between there, their and they’re -_____-
Reblog if you’d like 3 messages from a curious...
babeeboo790: please =)
Have you ever...?
1. Taken a picture naked?
2. Painted your room?
3. Kissed a member of the same sex?
4. Drove a car?
5. Danced in front of your mirror?
6. Had a crush?
7. Been dumped?
8. Stole money from a friend?
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met?
10. Been in a fist fight?
11. Snuck out of your house?
12. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
13. Been arrested?
14. Made out with a stranger?
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?
16. Left your house without telling your parents?
17. Had a crush on your neighbor?
18. Ditched school to do something more fun?
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?
20. Seen someone die?
21. Been on a plane?
22. Kissed a picture?
23. Slept in until 3?
24. Love someone or miss someone right now?
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
26. Made a snow angel?
27. Played dress up?
28. Cheated while playing a game?
29. Been lonely?
30. Fallen asleep at work/school?
31. Been to a club?
32. Felt an earthquake?
33. Touched a snake?
34. Ran a red light?
35. Been suspended from school?
36. Had detention?
37. Been in a car accident?
38. Hated the way you look?
39. Witnessed a crime? My friends.. Lol.
40. Pole danced?
41. Been lost?
42. Been to the opposite side of the country?
43. Felt like dying?
44. Cried yourself to sleep?
46. Sang karaoke?
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
50. Kissed in the rain?
51. Sang in the shower?
52. Made out in a park?
53. Dream that you married someone?
54. Glued your hand to something?
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? Fuck, the way I dress I may as well be naked -_-
57. Been a cheerleader?
58. Sat on a roof top?
59. Brush your teeth?
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?
61. Played chicken?
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
63. Been told you’re hot by a complete stranger?
64. Broken a bone?
65. Been easily amused?
66. Laughed so hard you cried?
67. Mooned/flashed someone?
68. Cheated on a test?
69. Forgotten someone’s name?
70. Slept naked?
plot twist: someone new and exciting comes along
methlabrador: imagine walking into class late one day and your blog is up on the projector
plot twist: everyone you love on tumblr lives within a 10 mile radius of your house
texting for beginners stfu = shut the fuck up lol = shut the fuck up lmao = shut the fuck up k = shut the fuck up oh = shut the fuck up
I need my people to love themselves.
THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends.
It’s called grammar, use it.
Truth be told
the-lostboi: I really want the fall semester to start already. I honestly need to get back to school so I can have a purpose in life again. Literally all I do is sit home all day and watch TV series after TV series. Like seriously my life is so pathetic when I come home for breaks. WTF am I gonna do when I graduate, because if I don’t have a job I might as well just c classify myself as a bum...